Kosrat glayy akrd lay 7imayyakany u aiwt " lo har nukta lasar hawlery dakret, damawet nuktayaki lasar xarki slemanish bkan" danayak la 7imayyakany alet basha mn danayak azanm u alet rozhek pirezhneki xalki slemany sarupe le anet, la kati pakrdny sarakaya sary bznaka la dasty akaweta xwarawa bo naw qablama awa garmaka. inja pirezhnish nazanet chi bkat naweret dast bxata awakawa u achet tozek gzh u gya ahenet u la sarui qablamakawa alet gdy gdy gdy ta bashkum saraka bawa beta darawa.
hamu 7imayyakanitr dway nuktaka peakann bas Kosrat nabet ka awish alet adi ba gyakashy nahatya dare??? :D :P

خوَشناويَك ئه جيَته مه زبه ح به لام مه له نازانئ. له بشتى خوى ئنوسئ ( خنكان له ناكاوه)

piaweky badini kartr lagal xeznakaya achn bo sairan. piawaka zor 3asabiya u xezanakay zor ley atrset. la niway sairana abn, la nakaw beganayak yet bo layan u dasty zhny piawaka agret u ba piawaka alet bro lay aw darawa u xatekt bo akeshm lasar 3arzaka u nabet law xata ziatr beita peshawa. zhna ba piawakay alet "zhbar chi tshtak nabezhi" u piawakashy alet " ma chia ?" inja kabray begana achet bo lay zhnaka u pey alet xot quch bkarawa. zhash saireky piawakay akat disan alet "zhbar chi tshtak nabezhi?" disan piawakay alet " ma chia?" kabray begana ba zhnaka alet 3azyakat barz bkarawa, zhnash nachar ba qsay akat u har saireky piawakay akat u piawakash alet "ma chia". inja kabray begana ba zhnaka alet darpekat dabkana u zhnash ba qsay akat. piawakashy la duurawa sairyan akat u alet "ma chia" itr kabray begana ishi xoi lagal zhnaka akat u arwat. inja zhnakash achet bo lai piawakay u alet awa piawaka bo hicht nakrd? awish ba sar barzyawa
sairi zhnakay akat u alet kara agat la chia, katek aw xariki tobu mn la du hangaw ziatrish hatma peshy xatakawa.

hawleryak achet bo slemani u ba lo lo qsa akat:D xalki slemanish lama zor bezar abn, ter u pry te hal adan. awish la trsa fer abet la jyati ble "LO" alet "BO". rozhekyan achet bo dukanek lokz bkret, la kabray dukandar aprset xara bokztan haya. kabrash bokzek ayat ba dam u chawya. hawlerish alet "arem lo har lem dadan!!! arem bo har lem dadan!!! tuxway ama 3ara!!?"
REZM HAYA BO HAWLERY

rozhekyan kabrayaki xalki slemani achet bo 7aj, la bardam makkaya la xwa aparetawa u du3a akat. alet xwaya gyan bmbura ka ba xalki hawlerm rabwardwa zor pashiman azanm ka away krduma shteky bash nabwa. itr lam qsana abet kabrayaki tanishti tmas sutfa kurd abet u hawlerish abet ley aprset " xara qiblay la kwendareya? amawet du rkat nwezhi bkam" kabray slemanish ru akata asman u alet xwaya gyan itr tuxwa nahaqm magra ka peyan rabwerm. hhhhhhhhhhh :P
REZM HAYA BO HAWLERY

ddd

one day a guy goes to bank to change his password account, he goes front desk and tell the one of the customer service there, i want to change my password, and the girl says oki sir what would u like to change it to? the guy says to DICK, and the girl types the password, and smile, and the guy asked what is so funny about it, and the girl says sorry sir the computer doesn't take this password, and the guy asked a gain, why? the girl says because it says, the password is not long enough

کابرایه‌ک ئه‌چێته‌ شارێک و له‌ ئوتێلێکا لائه‌دا.. گه‌وادێک یه‌ته‌ ژوره‌که‌یه‌وه‌ و پێی ئه‌ڵێ: کچی گه‌نجمان هه‌یه‌ به‌ 100 دۆلار.. بێوه‌ژنی جوانمان هه‌یه‌ به‌ 80.. مۆزه‌فمان لایه‌ به‌ 70، مامۆستامان هه‌یه‌ به‌ 60.. موهه‌ندیس به‌ 90.. دکتۆر به‌ 150.. کابراش ئه‌ڵێ: ئه‌ه باوکه‌ڕۆ خۆ ئه‌م شاره‌ شه‌ریفی تیا نییه‌.. گه‌واده‌که‌ خێرا ئه‌ڵێ: به‌ره‌وه‌ڵا شه‌ریفیشمان هه‌یه‌، شه‌ریف به‌ 25 دۆلاره‌..

دةنگ بده بةلیستی یةکگرتوى ئيسلامى ژماره 315 پروژةکانی داهاتویان :
1. گورینی نویژ له 5فةرزةوه بو 3فةرز
2.گرتنی رةمةزان به قیستی مانگانه
3.دوزینةوةی ریگایةکی قاچاخ بو بةهةشت به زةمان
4.دانانی سپلیت بو هةموو بةشةكانى جهنم
5.پردی سیرات ئةکةین به دو ساید

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.